Archive - steven hates cars

Porsche Macan Review

People love comparing this to the X3, and since I've driven a few of those, I figured it was important to give the Macan an extended test drive.

Dec 6, 2024 •

October 2024

Bad Mechanics, An Off-Road Lexus For Nobody, and Maybe Shut Up About Cannonball Run Already?

Literally unprofessional drivers on the most un-closed course.

Oct 11, 2024 •

Visiting New Jersey, the BMW M4 doesn't suck, Q3 auto sales, and John Cena's fake Lamborghini

You can't see him, but you'd definitely notice his Lamborghini.

Oct 4, 2024 •

September 2024

Mercedes Shrinkage, McLaren Says “Another 1”, Voyager is Back, Road & Track Pans $305,000 Restomod

It's about time Mercedes cleaned things up. News post.

Sep 27, 2024 •

Stellantis says goodbye to the one good idea it had in the last 20 years: the Ram 1500 Classic.

The most uninteresting truck ever, or a stroke of genius? It's probably somewhere in between.

Sep 21, 2024 •

Late Porsche Macan review, COBB settles for $2.9 million, Junkyard treasures, and more

It's been a busy few days. Thankfully, I'm not $2.9 million poorer. Well, yet.

Sep 18, 2024 •

BMWs will be pretty again. I’m happy about it.

The last half-decade or so has seen some interesting design changes over at BMW.

Sep 13, 2024 •

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